Casi-NO or Casi-YES?
Great zoinks! Super Tuesday is here! And yes, I did vote... sort of. How could I not? Oh yeah, because I hate voting. It's not like we're voting on whether or not to blow up the sun. Because if that was on the ballot, you can be sure as nails I'd cast my vote. Lousy sun, always giving people sunburns... But anyway, yes, I did vote. If you've watched any tv or listened to any radio in the past month, you know that the whole casino issue is big. It's so big, that even the Native Americans are speaking out on it. They even had commercials supporting both sides of the issue during the Super Bowl. Well, not during the actual game, but during commercial time.
So if I'm understanding this properly, here's how it works - a "yes" vote on Propositions 94, 95, 96, and 97 means yes to Indian gaming. A "no" vote on those propositions means no to Indian gaming. So what should you vote? Here's my recommendation: vote yes on 94 and 96 and vote no on 95 and 97. If that's not being fair, then I don't know what is. I'm not serious - don't actually do that. You will surely mess up the system and doom mankind by doing so. And it's probably not a good idea to take political advice from me. After all, I'm still trying to find out what Propositions 1 through 93 are. And the first thing that comes to my mind when I think about Indian gaming is Oregon Trail, that old school computer game, which is weird because I'm not even sure if there were Indians in that game.
Anywho, stop wasting your time here. It's Super Tuesday. If you're a registered voter, go do your business. And then go vote.
So if I'm understanding this properly, here's how it works - a "yes" vote on Propositions 94, 95, 96, and 97 means yes to Indian gaming. A "no" vote on those propositions means no to Indian gaming. So what should you vote? Here's my recommendation: vote yes on 94 and 96 and vote no on 95 and 97. If that's not being fair, then I don't know what is. I'm not serious - don't actually do that. You will surely mess up the system and doom mankind by doing so. And it's probably not a good idea to take political advice from me. After all, I'm still trying to find out what Propositions 1 through 93 are. And the first thing that comes to my mind when I think about Indian gaming is Oregon Trail, that old school computer game, which is weird because I'm not even sure if there were Indians in that game.
Anywho, stop wasting your time here. It's Super Tuesday. If you're a registered voter, go do your business. And then go vote.